Tonight, 911 hotlines across the nation experienced system overloads as L.A. Reid committed first-degree blasphemy on The X Factor, lying to boy band Emblem3 that "you actually are teen heartthrobs like the Beatles."
At the exact same moment, John Lennon and George Harrison pressed the "auto rotation" buttons in their graves (sponsored by Pepsi, Verizon wireless and Sony X Headphones).
